have you ever noticed how there are certain habits that a person can't seem to rid themselves of? i mean, usual habits like biting your fingernails or playing with your pen absent-mindedly are subtle habits which don't quite annoy others as much are still OKAY to say the least..
i remember once when i was in kindergarten there was this boy who constantly had his index finger up his nose. everytime, anywhere, gosh you should have seen him.
it came to one point where we begun to wonder amongst ourselves
"got so much shit up there meh?"
"dig all the time, his nostrils getting bigger i think"
we were not the only one cuz our teacher asked him once
"what are you looking for up there, gold is it?"
and she got so grossed out i suppose till one day i heard her say to the boy
"please don't dig your nose with your finger here"
guess what the boy did?
he used a pencil instead
o_O
O_o
O_O
GROSS MAN SALAH FAIL.
now, besides picking his nose, this boy had two items which he loved very much. his water bottle and his food container.
one day my group of friends (there were four girls and one boy) decided to take both of it away and hide it. cuz you know, we were just so grossed out with his "hobby".
so we took it and we hid it in the rubbish bin ^^
huh, i still can remember how difficult it was to decide who gets to touch the stuff cuz as one of us said
"sure got lots of shit here wan"
when we got back to class i could see the boy running here and there like frantic cockroach trying to look for his stuff. after searching the ENTIRE clasroom (wah, i say as if the classroom is so big liddat, its was small leh, remember we were only 6 back then) i finally could hear his cry of anguish
WHERE IS MY WATER BOTTLE AND MY CONTAINER!!!!!!!!?????
hehe
so evil man
i frankly didn't know how THEY figured out it was us, but needless to say he got his stuff back and boy and nose were reunited once again =.='
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similarly there is this guy in my class , who can't stop shaking his legs.
everytime he speaks out in class or gives an opinion to the lecturer his legs sure guarantee will shake.
i think its due to nervousness or something of that nature.
but COME ON!
u shake your legs EVERYTIME you answer a question given to u by the lecturer, if next time you are in front of a judge HOW?
"your honour, it has come to this defence attention ..." while shaking his legs
then the judge will boom in annoyance
"counsel! please stop shaking your legs!"
"yes, your honour" but his legs continue to shake anyways
"you are in contempt of court for annoying the judge! i'm throwing this case out!"
how?
maybe no one told him that its rather annoying, let alone rather obscene looking.
dont guys shake their legs when they are horny eh?
ah.
stop it la please.
you have such a bad habit, maybe cuz no one tells u.
shake that habit off man ><
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