there are a few things that

PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET

1. i am of a mixed parentage. dad's a chinese, mom's a bidayuh.
i find it rather annoying when people come and talk to me in fast chinese dialects, and then when i say that i can't understand a word they're saying, they give me a look that clearly says
"oh. another banana."

2. i am NOT from Sarawak, neither am i a Sarawakian.
well, if you're not sure, then instead of shouting out that i am one of the above, please exercise your right to remain silent :)

3. in Sarawak, people DO NOT live in trees.
i find it ridiculous that there are people who would still say the aforementioned statement. a classmate once asked me
"you went to Sarawak for Christmas, so, how, do you all still live in trees?"
so funny huh,this question? apparently it was since he burst out laughing after that. i got so annoyed i hufily replied
"we obviously don't so please go find something else to say since that statement has gotten very,very,very VERY old."
a cousin was once asked this question and he replied
"yes, we live in the biggest redwood" damn lazy to layan already la liddat.

4. there are other races besides Melayu, Cina and India.
the category "Lain-lain" is way much bigger then you think.


5. this is for the i-dunno-what-is-wrong-with-you-people
the cousin was telling me about this conversation he had with a friend in Kl the other day. his friend was asking him how did he go to sarawak for the holidays
"take plane la, duh!"
"eh?not bus uh?"

so damn stupid, really. its so so stupid its not even funny anymore.